My name is Dr. Black. This is my website.
It is awesome.
With time, it will only become even more awesome.
The possible limit for this site's awesomeness is unknown, but presumed to be infinite.
What makes it so awesome, you ask?
The fact that it has a bunch of other awesome websites on it.
This site is the accumulated awesomeness of every other site featured on it.
Site Reviews:
Ron Patrick's Street-Legal Jet Powered Volkswagen Beetle
This Ron Patrick guy? Absolute fucking badass. This is easily in the top 5 best things you could do with a PhD in Mechanical Engineering. If you're interested in the mechanics, then he talks in detail about every aspect of the car on the website. But for the rest of us who don't understand big concepts like "Oil Pressure", "Turbine Inlet Temperature" and "aluminium", the basic gist of it is this: cut a hole in the back of a Volkswagen Beetle, stick a massive jet engine in there, and barrel down the highway followed by a massive jetfuel fireball. The biggest mechanical feat since the invention of the wheel.
If this guy ever crashes, him and the other driver will have the coolest deaths of all time.
There's probably a whole extra afterlife above heaven specifically for guys like this.
Archive of Hacked Websites
It's what it says on the tin, a repository of archived links from sites that have been hacked. It's not only an interesting look in to both the designs and mindframes of the rebellious hackers of the old times, but it's also totally BADASS. Just check out these dorks getting TROLLED and having their dumb sites turned in to radical displays of whatever the hell the hackers wanted to display.
WARNING: Some of these hacked sites contain some ICKY imagery (poop, pee, blood .etc). Be wary of browsing if you're a TOTAL PUSSY!!!
The Leela Zone - The oldest surviving Futurama Fansite
Futurama is cool. It's been cool ever since it came out just before the turn of the millenium. You know what else is cool? Old, obscure fansites that haven't been given a visual update since 2003 at the LATEST. Only in the old days of the 'net would you find entire websites dedicated solely to Turanga Leela (although it also seems to double as a general Futurama fansite, too). God bless these people, continuing to pay for this site's domain despite not having updated the blog in just over 20 years. I think Leela is pretty fucking COOL, and so should you. Bastard.
Mario Fan Games Galaxy
Mario fucking rocks. That's why this and the next site featured are both Mario related. This fat Italian piece of shit runs around doing some pretty cool shit in his official games, but where things start to get really AWESOME is in the fan games. If there's something you can imagine Mario doing, he probably does it in some obscure hastily made fan game made years ago. And if you're looking to find it, this is the place you want to come. It's got a bunch of fan games, resources and forums for you to talk to all of your other Marioheads about how cool it was when Mario blew bowser's brains out with a shotgun in the obscure fangame "Mario's Big Fucked Up Day Out".
Mario Sonic Fan Games
You know what rocks even more than Mario? Sonic. I can already hear the naysayers yelling that Sonic games all suck and that they have "never made Sonic good in 3D", and to all of you, just know I just DON'T GIVE A FUCK! Sonic is badass, and these fangames are even moreso. But when you put Mario and Sonic together is when shit gets insane. I probably spent half of my childhood on this site playing these games. Everything from the official Shadow the Hedgehog flash game made to promote the real game, to Mario saying swear words while singing a funny song. If you don't think those things aren't cool, get the hell off of my site.
The Oldskool PC -- 1980's PC Gaming Related Nostalgia
Understanding how computers work is for nerds. But the COOL kind of nerd (maybe even the same kind of dork that would create a jet powered Volkswagen Beetle?). This site shows off just how COOL these nerds are, and even throws oldschool video games in to the mix too. I wasn't alive to play any of these games on release, but FUCK YOU if you think I'm not gonna pretend that I did, and that video games used to be so much better back then before the big corporations got their hands on them. Captain Blood was the shit back when that came out in.. Whatever year it came out. And I'm glad that this one guy created an entire sect of the site dedicated to talking about it in extreme detail. This is what the 'net was built for.
Cameron's World
This site is like taking every single website graphic from the 90s and early 00s, assorting them in to the world's tackiest scrapbook, and then using space age technology to beam it all directly in to your pineal gland. Spend too long on this site and you'll wake up 2 months with no idea what year you're living in. And while you've been laying in a coma for all that time the background music keeps playing in your ears, leaving the site's contents burned directly in to your subconscious like the contents of a floppy disk that's been sitting in your attic for the past 24 years.
Wiby.me
I have no idea how exactly this search engine gets its results, but I do know that they're awesome. This engine is how I've found a good deal of the sites I feature on here, and it excels at giving you all the sites you want to see when you're looking for old, obscure internet rabbit holes. Old hobby sites, abandoned forums, obscure altchans, all of the kinds of shit you see on this very site. Check it out, but don't you dare use it to make your own website review site and steal my thunder. You bitch.
Japenese Kite Collection
This guy likes making kites. Or rather, he LIKED making kites. He looks pretty old in this photo, and this site was last updated in 1999, so I imagine he's been dead for some time now. But at least his site is still here, and hopefully we will get to keep looking at his cool kites for years to come. Also, he doxxed himself right on the homepage, which is cool.
Sonic Passion: A Case Study On Idiots
Remember when I told you how fucking BADASS Sonic is? Well, anyone as badass as him is bound to get a passionate fanbase -- hence the name of an old forum known as 'Sonic Passion'. What kind of passion, you may ask? Hot, steamy, degenerate, PASSIONATE passion. The original forum site has since gone defunct, and its results have been banned from the Wayback Machine, but at least we have various YouTube videos, as well as sites like this to give us a glimpse in to this long forgotten world, and boy is it beautiful. These freaks go fucking nuts over Sonic, they'd do anything for him (including drinking his urine and vomit, and committing suicide in his name).. And really, who can blame them?
Ashley Jones' Personal Website
This site is just straight up fucking awesome. The cream of the crop when it comes to websites both old and new. Ashley Jones is one of humanity's heroes, and the things she has to say are incredibly insightful, and if you stick around you may just learn a thing or two. Everything on this site is high quality prose, and if you don't come out of it a new man then you could never have been one in the first place. A true queen of the 'chans.
The Leela Zone - The oldest surviving Futurama Fansite
Futurama is cool. It's been cool ever since it came out just before the turn of the millenium. You know what else is cool? Old, obscure fansites that haven't been given a visual update since 2003 at the LATEST. Only in the old days of the 'net would you find entire websites dedicated solely to Turanga Leela (although it also seems to double as a general Futurama fansite, too). God bless these people, continuing to pay for this site's domain despite not having updated the blog in just over 20 years. I think Leela is pretty fucking COOL, and so should you. Bastard.
Mario Fan Games Galaxy
Mario fucking rocks. That's why this and the next site featured are both Mario related. This fat Italian piece of shit runs around doing some pretty cool shit in his official games, but where things start to get really AWESOME is in the fan games. If there's something you can imagine Mario doing, he probably does it in some obscure hastily made fan game made years ago. And if you're looking to find it, this is the place you want to come. It's got a bunch of fan games, resources and forums for you to talk to all of your other Marioheads about how cool it was when Mario blew bowser's brains out with a shotgun in the obscure fangame "Mario's Big Fucked Up Day Out".
Mario Sonic Fan Games
You know what rocks even more than Mario? Sonic. I can already hear the naysayers yelling that Sonic games all suck and that they have "never made Sonic good in 3D", and to all of you, just know I just DON'T GIVE A FUCK! Sonic is badass, and these fangames are even moreso. But when you put Mario and Sonic together is when shit gets insane. I probably spent half of my childhood on this site playing these games. Everything from the official Shadow the Hedgehog flash game made to promote the real game, to Mario saying swear words while singing a funny song. If you don't think those things aren't cool, get the hell off of my site.
The Oldskool PC -- 1980's PC Gaming Related Nostalgia
Understanding how computers work is for nerds. But the COOL kind of nerd (maybe even the same kind of dork that would create a jet powered Volkswagen Beetle?). This site shows off just how COOL these nerds are, and even throws oldschool video games in to the mix too. I wasn't alive to play any of these games on release, but FUCK YOU if you think I'm not gonna pretend that I did, and that video games used to be so much better back then before the big corporations got their hands on them. Captain Blood was the shit back when that came out in.. Whatever year it came out. And I'm glad that this one guy created an entire sect of the site dedicated to talking about it in extreme detail. This is what the 'net was built for.
Cameron's World
This site is like taking every single website graphic from the 90s and early 00s, assorting them in to the world's tackiest scrapbook, and then using space age technology to beam it all directly in to your pineal gland. Spend too long on this site and you'll wake up 2 months with no idea what year you're living in. And while you've been laying in a coma for all that time the background music keeps playing in your ears, leaving the site's contents burned directly in to your subconscious like the contents of a floppy disk that's been sitting in your attic for the past 24 years.
Wiby.me
I have no idea how exactly this search engine gets its results, but I do know that they're awesome. This engine is how I've found a good deal of the sites I feature on here, and it excels at giving you all the sites you want to see when you're looking for old, obscure internet rabbit holes. Old hobby sites, abandoned forums, obscure altchans, all of the kinds of shit you see on this very site. Check it out, but don't you dare use it to make your own website review site and steal my thunder. You bitch.
Japenese Kite Collection
This guy likes making kites. Or rather, he LIKED making kites. He looks pretty old in this photo, and this site was last updated in 1999, so I imagine he's been dead for some time now. But at least his site is still here, and hopefully we will get to keep looking at his cool kites for years to come. Also, he doxxed himself right on the homepage, which is cool.
Sonic Passion: A Case Study On Idiots
Remember when I told you how fucking BADASS Sonic is? Well, anyone as badass as him is bound to get a passionate fanbase -- hence the name of an old forum known as 'Sonic Passion'. What kind of passion, you may ask? Hot, steamy,
Ashley Jones' Personal Website
This site is just straight up fucking awesome. The cream of the crop when it comes to websites both old and new. Ashley Jones is one of humanity's heroes, and the things she has to say are incredibly insightful, and if you stick around you may just learn a thing or two. Everything on this site is high quality prose, and if you don't come out of it a new man then you could never have been one in the first place. A true queen of the 'chans.